In a terrible error in judgement, I was holding forth on the need for more authenticity in dance in front of the wrong people. At my standard statement of "the Hustle and the Bunny Hop are fun and historical, but no one would think of doing them" an evil light shone forth in Patri the younger's eyes, and he commenced hopping about on the floor. In an odder manner than usual.
Saltarello forward
Saltarello backward
Saltarello forward
hop
hop
hop
It's not my fault really...