What Shall We do with a Drunken Shireling?

Words: Goodleech)
Tune: What Shall We do with the Drunken Sailor?
Source: Standing Song Stone Book

Where shall we look for our missing Kyrie?
Where shall we look for our missing Kyrie?
Where shall we look for our missing Kyrie?
Early in the morning.

Look underneath the Blackhand's bed...

What shall we do for a drunken Brom?...
Keep him away from Kyrie till morning...

What shall we do with a drunken Scotsman?...
Drop our gum into his bagpipes...

What shall we do with a drunken peasant?...
Lock him in jail until he sobers...

What shall we do with the Norsling women?...
Make them serve their Celtic masters...

What shall we do with our Frankish foxes?
Lead them forth to greener pastures...

What shall we do with a drunken Tuareg?...
Put her to work in our local cat house...

What can you do with drunken Derelicts?...
Keep them quiet with rotgut mead...
Sell them off for junk steel prices...

What can we do with Atackq'vix-it?...
Paint Celtic crosses on his what's-it...

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