The Riddle

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Source: Coeur d'Ennui Letchers Guild Songbook Edited by William Coeur du Boeuf;
Thomas D'Urfey's Songs of Wit and Mirth, or Pills to purge Melancholy
Note from Letchers Guild Songbook:
If there is an "innocent" answer to this riddle I'd love to hear it.

My pretty maid, I fain would know,
What thing it is will breed delight,
That strives to stand, yet cannot go,
That feeds the mouth that cannot bite:
With a humbledum, grumbledum, humbledum hey!
With a humbledum, grumbledum, humbledum hey!

It is a pretty pricking thing,
A pleasing and a standing thing,
It was the truncheon Mars did use,
A bed-ward bit which maidens choose.
With a humbledum, grumbledum, humbledum hey!
With a humbledum, grumbledum, humbledum hey!

It is a shaft of Cupid's cut,
'Twill serve to rove, to prick, to butt;
'There's ne'er a maid but by her will,
Will keep it in her quiver still:
With a humbledum, grumbledum, humbledum hey!
With a humbledum, grumbledum, humbledum hey!

It is a friar with a bald head,
A staff to beat a cuckold dead;
It is a gun that shoots point-blank,
It hits betwixt a maidens flank:
With a humbledum, grumbledum, humbledum hey!
With a humbledum, grumbledum, humbledum hey!

It has a head much like a mole's,
And yet it loves to creep in holes;
The fairest she that e'er took life,
For love of this became a wife:
With a humbledum, grumbledum, humbledum hey!
With a humbledum, grumbledum, humbledum hey!

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