Sneak out the back door
Sneak out the back door, Stephen
Sneak out the back door...
While they're not expecting that of you.
Cheat on your taxes
Cheat on your taxes, Stephen
Cheat on your taxes
While they're not expecting that of you.
March to the rear
March to the rear, Stephen
March to the rear
While they're not expecting that of you.
Hide with the women
Hide with the women, Stephen
Hide with the women
While they're not expecting that of you.
Surrender the Queen's flag
Surrender the Queen's flag, Stephen
Surrender the Queen's flag
While they're not expecting that of you.
Turn tail and run
Turn tail and run, Stephen
Turn tail and run
While they're not expecting that of you.